BMW R 1200 GS 2013

3 tripsExcellent 5/5

Your therapist said to find a hobby, your back vetoed a sports car, and your midlife crisis just found its ultimate compromise. Meet Hank the Tank, 1,170cc of raw Bavarian engineering designed to cure the suburban routine. Built like a German freight train, Hank offers an upright, wrist-saving seating position, heated grips for stiff joints, and the stability to make you look like a seasoned adventure rider, even if you’re just cruising to a local microbrewery.

Ditch the lawn care, the emails, and the family calendar for the weekend. Equipped with smooth electronic suspension and full ABS, Hank is wide-shouldered, incredibly comfortable, and ready to plow through backroads or gravel with ease. Saddle up, crack the throttle, and remember what it feels like to have zero adult responsibilities for 48 hours.

Daily mileage limit is 200 miles. Any mileage over the limit is charged at $1 per additional mile.

Helmets are available in S, M, L, and XL (full-face). All helmets are cleaned and disinfected after each use. Rental fee is $20 per helmet per day.

For longer rides, I also have a wood beaded seat cover for added comfort, an air cushion seat pad, and other accessories. These are included at no additional charge for rentals of 3 days or more. A rain suit (size Large) is also available.

All motorcycles are equipped with Quad Lock phone mounts and SAE DC power leads for charging devices. Universal mounts are also available if needed.

If you have any special requirements, let me know in advance and I’ll do my best to accommodate.