YAMAHA FZ-09 2015

21 tripsExcellent 5/5

This, my friends, is the 2015 Yamaha FZ-09 – the two-wheeled equivalent of finding out your boring cousin is secretly a stunt pilot. It’s fast, it’s fun, and it’ll make you feel cooler than you actually are. 

Twist the throttle, and suddenly you’re in your own action movie. Except instead of a stunt double, it’s just you, your questionable sense of balance, and a motorcycle that thinks speed limits are more like polite suggestions. 

It’s got the agility of a caffeinated ferret, the growl of a T-Rex with a cold, and the charisma of a leading man who definitely skips leg day. So rent it, ride it, and try not to blame me when you can’t stop grinning. Seriously, though, bring it back in one piece – my mom’s still mad about the ATV incident. Please don’t ask!